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August 18, 2004 – Schedule uncorrected

Last week I was happy to learn that I would be back in Kawasaki NOVA on Wednesdays allowing me to teach my good kids class. Today I found out that the schedule had been changed back again after a week. The one time I actually enjoy teaching a kids class…

After work I went to a farewell karaoke party for Scottish Steven. Good times were had by all, and I think I found someone who sings worse than I do!

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August 15, 2004 – The Lockup

Lock up

During work I was counting down lessons until a rare day off. After work, most of the teachers went for a small party at a nearby Izakaya called “The Lockup“. It is easily one of the most insane places I have ever been to in Japan.

The Lockup is an izakaya chain that has a B-grade horror movie haunted house / insane asylum / prison theme. The leader of our group was handcuffed upon entry and led to our room by a waitress in a shiny fetish police uniform. Our room was actually a cell complete with metal bars and chains. All of the drinks were served in test tubes and beakers. I am not sure which movie or movies inspired the decor, but they were probably featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000. It was truly bizarre.

We got a three hour all you can eat, all you can drink deal for the group. Half way through our evening there was a “jail break”. All of the lights started flashing, sirens starting blaring, and a bunch of monsters escaped and started running around trying to scare the customers. One of the monsters saw a room with 20 English teachers, many larger than him, and decided to move along quickly. After a few minutes of mayhem and monsters running around, the guards shot and killed the monsters, and Michael Jackson’s Thriller started playing through the sound system. I am honestly not making any of this up!

Since we were English teachers, we all took very good advantage of the all you can drink deal. The group of us noisily stumbled back towards Kawasaki station. Just as we got close to the station, Mohammed realized that he was still wearing the izakaya’s toilet slippers, and that his shoes were back at The Lockup. We all had a good laugh at his expense. The entire evening was a lot of fun. I recommend The Lockup if you want a strange night out in Japan.

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August 14, 2004 – Adventures at the lost and found

Today I didn’t have to teach any kids, I got a double voice class, and an empty lesson at the end of the day. This way by all measures a good day at work.

During the shift I was chatting with Maria. I tried to help her a lot when she first became a teacher, and we got along very well at work. In the four months since she started she had become very comfortable in the classroom, and had an active social life outside of work.

While chatting, she told me that she had left her bag on a train. Japan Rail told her she could pick up her bag at the lost and found in Noborito station. I told her that Noborito was my home station, and offered to take her there and help her get her bag back.

Maria is a very outgoing and friendly person who is not shy at all. Half way to Noborito she pulled out her phone and told me to check out some of the pictures she had taken with her phone’s camera. I looked at the phone and was very surprised to find myself looking at pictures Maria had taken of herself in the shower. Naked.

While my brain was trying to process what was happening, Maria told me that she was very proud of how she looked, considering she was in her mid 40’s. I think I squeaked out a sound of agreement. She was also proud of her skills as a photographer, happy that she was able to take such good pictures of herself with the tiny camera in the cell phone. I probably squeaked out some other sound of agreement. She then took her phone back, and changed the subject like nothing ever happened.

When we got to Noborito station, Maria tried to use her very limited Japanese to claim her bag back at lost and found. The middle aged JR staffer we talked to spoke no English at all, but Maria kept trying her best and smiling. The JR employee gave her a claim receipt and I helped her fill it out. She returned to the counter with the completed form, and tried to ask if the form was okay.

Her first attempt involved pointing at the form and asking “genki?” which means healthy. The employee looked confused. She then pointed at the form and asked “watashi suki?” which roughly means “do you like me?”. He seemed more confused. Her third attempt involved pointing at the form and saying “sugoi?” which means “great?”. Same reaction. Finally she remembered the word “daijoubu” which means “ok”. He nodded and retrieved Maria’s bag. When he handed it over, she gave him a perfect “domo arigato gozaimasu” (thank you very much). He and I both burst out laughing.

Being friends with Maria was always interesting!

(2014 Update) I omitted the nude selfies in the original post, both because I worked with “Maria” and because I had a girlfriend who read my blog. I assure you that this actually truly happened! A few days later I saw her showing off the pictures in the teachers room to a very surprised male coworker. I don’t think she was trying to hit on anybody, I think she was just legitimately proud of how she looked. If I look that good (in a manly way) in my mid 40’s, I will be proud too!

(2014 Update 2) I apologize to anyone who was searching for nude selfies and found this story instead. I hope you enjoyed it, and suggest you will have better luck finding pictures on Tumblr. Or Google. Or one million other websites.

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August 13, 2004 – Friday the 13th

FYI – Nobody pays attention to Friday the 13th in Japan. That’s a truly western phenomenon.

A lot of Japanese people are on holidays right now, so I only had 3 of my 7 kids in class tonight. Also I got a free lesson at the end of the day, which is a very rare occurrence at Kawasaki NOVA. No complaints here.

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August 11, 2004 – Return of the good kids class

Today I was pleasantly surprised to find out that one of my supervisors managed to change my schedule so I could teach my awesome Wednesday group kids class again! For the first time ever I am excited about a schedule change that results in additional kids classes!

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August 9, 2004 – Day off!?

My first day off after 6 days of work. I was laaaaaaaazy. I thoroughly enjoyed my day of video games, sleeping and yet more video games.

(2014 Update) Some people might be wondering why I would move to an awesome country like Japan and then spend my free time playing video games instead of exploring. My answer to this question is money. In addition to getting out and having adventures, I was also trying to send money home to pay off some of my student loans. And playing video games while living in Japan is still pretty cool.

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A day in the life of an English teacher

I am writing this post in August 2014, 10 years after I moved to Japan to teach English. As I am rewriting and reposting my original blog entries, I realized that I didn’t write a lot about a typical day as an English teacher. In July and August 2004, I was working 6 and 7 day weeks at Kawasaki NOVA to pay back the shift swaps required for my visitors. This post is about a typical day at that time.

Kawasaki NOVA, like most NOVA schools, offers English lessons from 10:00am to 9:00pm Monday through Saturday, and 10:00am to 6:00pm on Sunday. Lessons are 40 minutes long, except for some of the daytime slots which run 45 minutes. Since NOVA is a conversational English school, most of the students take lessons in the evenings. This means that most teachers are scheduled for evenings. After switching to full time, my typical shift was 1:00pm to 9:00pm. This shift included 8 lessons and one food break.

Since I am not a morning person, I would typically start my day by sleeping until 9:30 or 10:00. I would get up, walk downstairs, and have some breakfast. I usually had cereal and toast for breakfast, eating in Hello House’s common room while chatting with the other residents or watching TV. After breakfast I would return to my room and get my bathrobe and a towel and head to the shower room.

The shower room in Hello House had about 8 shower stalls, and a big bathtub that nobody used. Each shower stall was big enough to hang your bathrobe and towel so they would stay dry while you were showering. The shower was coin operated and cost 100 yen for 10 minutes. Ending a shower early would give the minutes to the next person. In my 10 minutes, I would shower, wash my hair, and shave. No, it wasn’t exactly a relaxing shower experience.

After the shower, I would return to my room and get dressed for work. Usually this would involve realizing that I had no clean shirts in my room, going to the outdoor clothes drying area to get something, then returning to the common room to use the common iron. Many of my work socks had small holes in them. I was too cheap to replace them, so I just made sure to wear the socks with holes on days with no kids classes. That way I could keep my shoes on and nobody would know.

Before I left Hello House, I made sure that I had my cell phone, my book for the train, and my collection of lesson plans. NOVA switched to a proper textbook with standard lesson plans in late 2004. Before that we used a horrible textbook created for Spanish speakers to learn American English in the 80’s. Teachers were responsible for creating their own lesson plans, using the horrible textbook as a tool. I had a big binder full of my handmade lesson plans that I always carried with me.

Walking from Hello House to Noborito station takes about 5 minutes. On the way I always saw mothers riding bicycles around the neighbourhood with their young children, usually carrying groceries as well. I am still impressed by the balance required to do that successfully. At Noborito station I scanned my Suica commuter train pass and waited at the JR platform for Nanbu line.

In 2004, Nanbu line had no express trains. The train would stop at each of the 13 stations between Noborito and Kawasaki. The total train ride was 27 minutes. If I was lucky, I could get a seat. Otherwise, I would try to stand near the door so I could lean on the wall and read a book. If the door spots were taken, I would hold the book with one hand and the passenger handle with the other hand. This is not easy to do, and impossible with large books.

Kawasaki station is the southern end of Nanbu line. The station is always busy. On any day I was sure to see two things: recruiters from local hostess clubs trying to harass women into becoming hostesses, and a giant billboard playing the same horrible animated chihuahua music video. I don’t know what the purpose of the chihuahua video was, but it was HORRIBLE.

I will cover the actual work part of work in another post, since that is a big topic by itself. Half way through my shift, I would be scheduled for a dinner break. Fortunately there were a lot of good options in and around Kawasaki station. The station itself has a food court with lots of options, a small supermarket, and a Becker’s Burgers. The underground mall near the station had a number of restaurants as well. My favourite choices were Bibimbap from the food court or a burger from Becker’s.

My post work activities varied depending on the day of the week. Thursday was group karaoke night in Yokohama. On other nights, I would either go to the internet cafe nearby and catch up on my email and blogging, have a few beers at the train station with coworkers, or return to Hello House right after work.

The train ride back to Noborito was usually more interesting than the ride to Kawasaki. After 9:00pm there are a lot of drunk people on the train, and I was occasionally one of them. When I got back to Noborito, I would either go home and cook some food, or head to Daiei to catch the end of day discounted deli food. If I got home at a reasonable time, I would usually hang out with Lux on the stoop and chat about the day.

This sounds like a fairly typical workday for a shift worker, but every day I was surrounded by Japanese signs, crowds of people with black hair, and lots of interesting things to look at. Even the most typical work is a bit of an adventure when you are living in a foreign country, especially one with a different culture. I miss a lot of things about living in Japan, but the enjoyment of experiencing something new every day is one of the things I miss the most.

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Day 5 – We’re Going on a Bear Hunt, or Why Japan is Awesome

One of the many reasons why I love Japan!

ianandlindal1's avatarthe travels of three

Just to fill you in, Rowan’s getting-ready-for-bed ritual includes locating and arranging her cuddlies on her bed. Grover: check. Cat Bus (the latest addition to the family, courtesy of our Ghibli Museum visit): check. Bear Bear: … Bear Bear: … Bear Bear: oh-oh…

Rowan: I can’t find Bear Bear!

Linda: Isn’t she in Daddy’s [Crumpler] bag?

Ian: No, Rowan didn’t give her to me today.

Linda: I assumed, when I didn’t see Bear Bear with Rowan, that she’d handed her to you to carry.

Ian: No…

Rowan: <<anguished cry>>

We realised that Bear Bear, Rowan’s most beloved cuddly, had been left on a train in a city with 35 million people.

Ian, fortunately, came across the JR (Japan Rail) Information Line for foreign tourists – it was closed for the night but would reopen at 10am the next day. With many assurances from us that we would ring the number…

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August 4, 2004 – An unpleasant conversation with my boss

In case you haven’t been reading regularly, I had way too much fun on my birthday with coworkers, and had to call in sick the next day. I was expecting to hear about it from someone, and finally did today.

At the end of my shift at Keikyu Kawasaki NOVA, one of the Japanese sales staff told me that I had a phone call from the area manager. I picked up the phone and he proceeded to express how unhappy he was with me about missing work due to drinking too much at my birthday party. He told me that it was unprofessional and immature, and said that it was worse because most of my coworkers were there and knew why I missed work the next day.

He reminded me that he was very flexible at approving shift swaps, and that the next time I wanted to celebrate something, I should make sure I have the next day off. He then went on to say that he usually doesn’t approve the number of shift swaps that I was allowed to have, but did so because he thought of me as a responsible, reliable employee. I also learned that I would have been considered for a promotion if I didn’t request a transfer, but he had lost some trust in me over the incident. He seemed legitimately disappointed in me.

The area manager continued for about ten minutes, and I listened quietly. At the end, I apologized and told him that I had no excuse for my behaviour and was embarrassed about the whole situation. I didn’t really have much more to say because I really was embarrassed about it. I thanked him for talking to me and promised that it would never happen again.

I took the call in the tiny teacher’s room, so Anzac and the other teacher caught the gist of the conversation. They asked me about it, and thought I handled it well. I have never been chewed out by a manager like that before. The worst part was that I knew it was my fault, and was avoidable. The only good thing to come out of the phone call was knowing that the area manager (previously) thought of me as a responsible employee who was worthy to be considered for promotion. I will try harder in the future.

(2014 Update) In my original blog entries, I didn’t mention anything about missing work after my birthday or getting chewed out by the area manager. This is all new material, but I remember the details clearly. I am happy to say that nothing like this has ever happened again.

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August 1, 2004 – Yet more work

If you are noticing that all I am writing about lately is work, it is because all I have been doing lately is working. I am paying off approximately 6 million shift swaps that I needed for my family’s visit. The first time I will get two days off in a row will be August 23 and 24. Everything else is 6 and 7 day work weeks.

I didn’t realize how valuable days off were until I started my work marathon.

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