There is some seriously terrible music on at the internet cafe today. Normally the cafe is playing Red Hot Chili Peppers (good!), Aerosmith (okay), Britney Spears (not great), or Backstreet Boys (bad). Today’s music sounds like it was created by someone who got fired from making Nintendo Entertainment System game music, took a lot of bad drugs, listened to Nada Surf and the Grease soundtrack on repeat, and then somehow got a record deal.
I would rather see a boy band live than to listen to any more of this crap!
(2014 update)
Man I wish that Soundhound existed when this happened. I really want to know who was responsible for the music.
Drinking in Japan 